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- (Drawing of actual sculpture in prison yard). Clyde and Marty Hogtrod are still serving time for robbery. The guy who did the sculpture, at taxpayer expense, is still on the loose.. 1
- (Famous movie title) The real, huge tax surplus storm wave is about to capsize the Clinton, Gore, media storyline that we can't cut taxes. 1
- (Humpty Dumpty analogy) King George W. Bush and all his men might not be able to put the broken egg (Afghanistan) all over again. One of Bush's men remind him they are not into Nation-building. 1
- (I forgot what this controversy was about. Sorry. It has something to do with a weather balloon story coming from the Pentagon.) 1
- (I have forgotten what this is about. Sorry.) It obviously has something to do with George H.W. Bush dumping his friends, Big Jim Connely and Senator Howard Baker. They got 'BUSH-WHACKED. Presidential candidate Ronald Reagan wagons burn. 1
- (I think this cartoon related to story about a prankster getting shot) Toilet paper, blood and shadow of rising crime rate. Missed me. 1
- (I'm not sure, but I think this cartoon has to do with Mayor Bob Isaac and the city council wanting to tax dog racing winnings.) It's a dog-tax-dog world. 1
- (I'm surprised this cartoon didn't get any reaction from the churches and public.) When money given for good works gets passed on to lawyers suing the Church for bad deeds done by pedophile priests it seems it would affect tithes and offerings somehow. 1
- (Illustration for guest commentary) Four panels. Map of USSR changes from Soviet empire to hand looking for help. Uncle Sam thinks, Boy, Communism sure has changed the Soviet Empire. 1
- (Note 1
- (Originally published 1997-02) President Obama in the garb of Napoleon on a campaign for the next election looks at opinion polls rather than a map to get his troops to the destination. 1
- (Originally published 1997-04) People who work hard and have success get punished with huge taxes and bureaucracy. Liberals see successful people as whipping boys. 1
- (Oversize cartoon) Some, in the electorate, wonder why they should be interested in buying an old, conservative "model T" in 1980. They might be interested because all the new-fangled, big government models don't seem to work. 1
- (Part of this cartoon was published Sept. 13th) The media comments on Reagan trip to Colorado to help archconservative Kramer. They see Tim Wirth as a moderate...as they see Sen. Cranston. Labeling bias shown here. 1
- (Quoting scripture) ...and the lion shall lie down with the (well-armed) lamb....for awhile. Israel's Peres is the well-armed lamb and the lion is the wounded PLO. 1
- (This is a part of a Wha' Happened cartoon that was sent out nationally) Workers are carrying out bodies of aids victims. One says, Let it never be said the ACLU didn't protect their civil rights. 1
- 1984 Democratic platform has a gay rights plank dropping Fritz and Tip into alligator infested water. (Note 1
- 1985 1
- 1987 kid is being dragged on stage with scary audience waiting. The old man,1986, is being carried out on stretcher saying, Good luck, kid! 1
- 1994 National polling service workers get a call from President Clinton. He wants to know how HE feels about moral absolutes. (Politicians don't have principles anymore, they have poll-tested positions.) 1
- 1st Lt. Kelly Flinn, an Air Force Academy graduate, the 1st female to carry nuclear bombs in a B-52, and charged with adultery, received lots of media attention. She seems to have trashed the AF honor code about not lying, cheating, etc. 1
- 21st century baby has a tough job pushing all of us 20th century geezers up the hill in wheelchair. 1
- 40th birthday party in East Germany. General Secretary Honecker makes a wish before blowing out the candles. Party goers' wish is for the Berlin wall to come down. [wall fell on Nov. 9, 1989] 1
- 50th anniversary of the television. 1
- 95 GOP want to give states block grants for lunch programs. What will Dems say? Media weighs in more melodramatic than Dems. Taking kids lunch money, killing children. 1
- A Colorado citizen brought forth a proposal that nonprofits, like churches and charities should have to pay a property tax. When federal, state and local governments help out people in crisis, are they taxed? 1
- A Father's day cartoon. Why God probably invented Dads 1
- A Holy war between two skunks, the Ayatollah and Iraq's Hussein. Gas war spunk. 1
- A Marxist pirate ship has taken over El Salvadorian ship. World opinion asks, Have you tried a negotiated settlement. It might be a little late for that. 1
- A Priest (or pastor) is reading scripture in huge but nearly empty cathedral. He says, And they will answer, 'Lord, when did we see you hungry and did not protest cuts in food stamp services.... He must be reading from the Revised Socialist version. 1
- A Scopes II trial in Arkansas is challenging the idea that evolution theory be taught as fact in schools. A public school science teacher is trying to paper over the THEORY of evolution with fact wallpaper. It's not sticking. 1
- A South African School bus for whites stops on a burning bridge. President DeKlerk wants to take a vote to see which way they want to go. There is no turning back. 1
- A Suicide prevention worker from the United Nations and President Jimmy Carter (the policeman) are on a ledge trying to prevent Iran's Ayatollah Khomeini from committing suicide while he holds American hostages. Why are THEY on the ledge? 1
- A Team You Can Trust for health care (Dr. Hillary, Dr. Bill, Dr. Rusty) has some people in the National Health Care Waiting Room looking a little worried as they see police perp-walking Dr. Rosty out of the operating room. 1
- A UCCS professor is fishing in a bucket labeled '83 Colorado building fund. People laugh but one sees professor has a nibble. The state legislature just might come up with some money. 1
- A University professor with a Vote for Obama yard sign on his lawn takes his children to school. He doesn't seem to notice the loaded, heavy backpacks full of debt the president has been piling on their backs. 1
- A VERY Happy New Year baby rings in while Old man Lenin of the former USSR, with hammer and sickle goes out. 1
- A bad guy shoots a man. Law Enforcer, Bill Clinton, frisks the National Rifle Association. Media reporter happy to take notes (and blame the NRA for the crime). 1
- A battle of the bands. Al Gore's band including the major news networks aren't getting attention. Dan Rather wants them to play louder. Across the floor, Bush's country and western band has all kinds of folks dancing to their tune, "Character Counts". 1
- A bear tries to pass himself off as an FBI eagle. Bureau doesn't seem the same since J. Edgar died. 1
- A big rock head of Noriega is resting on the leg of Uncle Sam. US rescue team, Congress and Media are trying to dislodge big rock head of Edwin Meese nearby. 1
- A bunch of little people are nailing little pieces of paper to the famous Minute Man statue. He's starting to crack apart. Patriot asks them what are they doing? Lady replies they are just adding some "common sense" gun laws. Right. 1
- A burglar has a smile on his face as he hears all the additions police have to read before they make an arrest...a long list of endless guarantees of of appeals until state goes broke. Crime may not pay but it sure costs a lot of money. 1
- A campaign adviser tells George H. W. Bush his "Throw the bums out" campaign strategy might not work. (He has spent most of his life in government service (he looks a little like a bum) 1
- A close drawing from news photo. Donna Rice sits on Hart's lap saying, Tell me again about 'enlightened engagement,' Gary. 1
- A close rendering of a world-wide news photo of a Serbian soldier leaving the airport in Sarajevo. I added the small child stuck on his bayonet. 1
- A conservative candidate wins in France. Panel 1. News item. Nicolas Sarkozy gets the women's vote in France. Panel 2. He also got the women's vote in America. (Lady Liberty is very happy the French voted for freedom.) 1
- A crowd of people stand at a street corner. A boy's radio brings announcement of CIG rate hike. Everyone looks sad except the Wood and Coal products man. 1
- A customer in a restaurant asks his server why she looks so happy. She's working on labor day. Waitress responds, I used to be on welfare. 1
- A great number of cars are wrecked on the highway. Angry driver says, Sure..."don't take a small commuter airplane, they said..." (relates to a news story saying that chances of automobile traffic accidents are much higher than airplane accidents.) 1
- A group called Save Our Springs are trying to recall city councilman, Dave Sarton, from office. They are paranoid about growth in Colorado Springs. They think Sarton, the mail man, is the Growth monster. 1
- A guard from NORAD reports the sky might actually be falling this time when he observes parts of the Skylab satellite hitting his roof. Perhaps we should listen to Chicken Little and his friends this time. 1
- A guilty-looking Uncle Sam is playing the middle-man role at a duel between Israel and Saudi Arabia. The U.S. is selling arms to arch enemies. 1
- A huge Soviet tank blows away man and donkey in Afghanistan. Driver explains to a puzzled audience he was a threat to USSR security. 1
- A huge tombstone commemorates 50 million unborn dead babies since Roe v. Wade passed in 1973. Boy asks, What killed all those babies, dad?" Dad answers, "Fear, pride, selfishness, greed..." 1
- A judge ruled that President Obama's Affordable Health Care program was unconstitutional. Dr. Obama is about to administer another shot of Socialism into the arm of sickly Uncle Sam. He wonders if the judge ruled on his drug program. 1
- A judge's gavel is holding up the gate at the Garden of the Gods Crossing. [See Colorado Springs Gazette Telegraph article "Garden of Gods railroad crossing wins a reprieve" dated September 23, 1982, page A1.] 1
- A kinder, gentler tax bite. 1
- A large judge casts a shadow over a tiny baby in a manger, (exhibit A), to inspect the offensive evidence. It seems Christmas displays come under review every year to see if they pass the church/state test. 1
- A little boy waits outside of mom's office with gift. Secretary asks if he has an appointment. More moms are working outside the home nowadays. 1
- A many paneled cartoon to explain how responsible some gun businesses use common sense and should NOT sell guns to people they perceive to be a threat to other. A Nihilistic customer can't buy a gun. Guns don't kill people, philosophy kills people. 1
- A mellowdrama plays out. On stage, evil Gramm-Rudman-Hollings Act tells widow-woman Reagan "You MUST pay the rent." Reagan pleads, "But I can't pay the rent." Behind the curtain House and Senate drag in Tax increase, "That's your cue, buddy." 1
- A modern dad opens door to see a giant boot labeled, Federal Daycare there. He says, "Honey! the babysitter is here!" 1
- A monster peanut, $59 billion federal deficit, (It's peanuts now) has the most scary Halloween outfit. 1
- A news story about some Denver Bronco cheerleaders posing in the nude may have ruined the game for many sensitive football fans. I'm sure. 1
- A number of Olympic events at the 1979 Colorado Springs Sports Festival are seemingly trivial to me. Here we have an amateur breath-holding competition. 1
- A peace deal may have been reached between Palestinian leader, Yasser Arafat and Israeli President, Benjamin Netanyahu. President Bill Clinton if very pleased. All three participants celebrate by shaking their growing, pinocchio noses. 1
- A play on the Snow White Story where the dwarfs exit a coal mine. Union Coal miners are going on strike and the government will keep them inactive with the Food Stamp Program. Hi-Ho! 1
- A politically correct Mother can't seem to feed her family because the Surgeon General has determined that eating has been determined to be hazardous to their health. A study says natural carcinogens are in ALL foods. 1
- A pregnant teenager attributes her sad plight to the lack of sex education in the public schools. It seems obvious to me the problem might be the moral decay we see in our courts, media and other government agencies. 1
- A prostitute approaches and young man in a car and asks him if he wants to have a good time....with VD, Herpes and black mail monsters await his answer outside. 1
- A psychiatrist, standing under a light post like a prostitute has a sign advertising, "Have psychiatry degree, will testify". Newspaper headline nearby says, Hinckley (who shot President Ronald Reagan) "Innocent by reason of insanity." 1
- A reminder on Memorial Day about the high cost of freedom. Many coffins are being loaded into military transport planes for delivery home from the war in Iraq. The coffins spell out the high cost of freedom. 1
- A rich city pilgrim, Mayor Bob, gives thanks for a sales tax in a growing economy while County Commissioner skinny indian looks sad. 1
- A scene from Raiders of the Lost Ark... President Reagan gets aid to Central America through a dangerous Senate jungle. Now to the House. 1
- A school kid asks teacher if he can go to the bathroom. His teacher calls Mrs. Appleton to get her to call the EPA. Over-regulation enters every aspect of our lives. 1
- A ship called Indochinese Refugee Disaster is sinking. The folks in the Western World think a Beatles concert is the answer. War victims need safety, food and shelter, don't they? 1
- A small Frontier airplane is about to get swallowed up by airline competition. Pilot announces nothing can go wrong...go wrong. 1
- A sniper in Washington, D.C. has everyone spooked including TV reporters who decide to give the story 24 hour-a-day coverage. (That really helps, doesn't it?) Terrorists win again. 1
- A spat of crimes at the Miami airport inspired this cartoon. People can buy life insurance at airports. Why not rent flak jackets, carjacking insurance, armored truck and hire guards? 1
- A story in the Colorado Springs Sun about parents being sued by their children might give pause to those who discipline their children with spankings. 1
- A teen-age gang member kills a person with a stolen gun 1
- A tough Vietnam guy tosses China out of saloon...just like he did with the United States. 1
- A toy maker encourages children to adopt their cabbage patch dolls (as a Christmas gift). These dolls were all the rage in 1983, and hard to get. An African starving child might disguise himself as a doll to get adopted and fed. It's worth a try. 1
- A very loud, aggressive group of people on a Recall Mayor Ochs band wagon ran out of horsepower in the election. They blamed it on the weather. 1
- A veteran. without legs, and a hippy-type peacenik are walking to college class. Clinton-Gore voter loves the idea that they can get benefits for their national service. His service? Making posters to help save the rain forest. What did the vet do? 1
- A woman voter can see many Santa Claus types in July. Many politicians are offering tax cut packages now. Christmas comes early in election years. 1
- ABC sports anchor, Jim McKay, reports they MAY have some time to show audience some actual olympic events between the time they spend on analysis, commercials, travel pieces... 1
- ACME Manufacturing Company is handing out pink slips. Government regulation compliance division is hiring...and building. 1
- AFL-CIO leader is the grasshopper singing Reagan's Jonestown economics song. The Ant is Ford's UAW ant. I forget the names. 1
- AFT leader Al Shanker, thinks public education is going to die. Dentist Reagan just wants to pull a tooth. 1
- AIDS Coalition To Unleash Power (ACT UP) patient is stepping over a heart patient, cancer victim and endangered infant to get the attention of the doctor. The nurse is starting to understand why nobody likes him. 1
- AIDS patient gets more attention than heart disease or cancer patients. Maybe if they adopted an alternative lifestyle there would be as much interest as there is in AIDS. 1
- ATF police have a building surrounded. Reporter asks if they are after illegal firearms. The Chief replies, "Tobacco". Branch Winstonians is word play for the Branch Davidian debacle. 1
- About 30 million unborn babies in Heaven might disagree with the liberal media spin that Justice Blackmun grew in the office and was a friend of the underdog. 1
- Acceptance of slavery in the old days is just like the acceptance of Wade v. Roe today. I don't want to inflict my morality on others. Lots of church leaders were passive in the days of slavery, Nazi crimes and today on the issue of life. 1
- According to Ted Kennedy and Nancy Pelosi... Panel 1. ...this is political, fear-mongering speech. Panel 2. ... this is not. 1
- According to Ted Kennedy...Panel 1. It's not fair for wealthy seniors to get tax cuts...Panel 2. ...But it's OK to force young workers to buy their drugs. 1
- According to the liberal media, Europe is separating itself from President George W. Bush's policy to disarm Iraqi tyrant Saddam Hussein. The map behind the anchor shows Europe growing smaller and separating itself from the rest of the world. 1
- Acrobat analogy 1
- Activist Judges and Democrat donkey leave muddy footprints on the Constitution and accuse President George W. Bush of the same thing. The president backs amendment defining marriage. 1
- Ad character, Joe Camel, the "SMOOTH CHARACTER", is being wiped out by the Surgeon General Antonia Novello, "THE REPRESSIVE CHARACTER". Political Correctness trumps free speech here. 1
- Afghanistan president Karzai gets advice from President Barack Obama. He needs to clean up his act. He is losing his people's trust. The mob boss from Chicago might have the same problem back home. 1
- African thugs are unloading sacks of grain from ship using slave labor. We send aid to starving Africans. African war lords take it. 1
- After Hurricane leveled large parts of New Orleans the politicians and President George W. Bush all favor rebuilding the city. Taxpayers wish they could build it on higher ground. 1
- After his reelection, President George W. Bush and the Republican congress has shown signs they are going to explore new territory in governance. It has the Democrats a little worried. 1
- After passing the huge, huge Obamacare bill, Congress is finally getting around to reading it. They are finding all kinds of scary stuff in it. Even the Democrats, who passed the bill, want to kill the snake called, Rule 1099". 1
- After putting a very complicated, elaborate, huge finance system machine together, Judge Quinn tells the Colorado Education mechanic it's not right...try again. 1
- After the Challenger explosion, extra precautions were taken. Future launches will require unanimous votes. 1
- After the St. Louis debate... Panel 1. Big government crowd carries Al Gore out on the shoulders. Panel 2. The consesus-builder crowd crowd carries George Bush out on the shoulders. Panel 3. The limited-government crowd comes out sad. 1
- After the election the distorted image people pack up their mirrors and house of horrors operation to leave. They will be back in the next election. 1
- After the election 1
- After the initial hearty greeting, an uneasy silence intrudes upon the Ross Perot supporters. (Businessman, wife, environmentalist hippy, feminist peacenik and military man have little in common) 1
- After trying to cover up the explosion at Chernobyl,Soviet president, Mikhail Gorbachev, blames the western media for revealing the truth.. 1
- After voting yes on the Panama Canal give-away, Colorado Senators Floyd Haskell and Gary Hart return to the dangerous waters of their home state to face a hostile constituency. 1
- Again, presidential candidate, Ronald Reagan gets hit by his own bullet in a K.K.K. remark (joke). The major media is out to get him. 1
- Against the advice of his supporters on the new right, President Ronald Reagan decided back a move by the IMF to open up a lot of silver (money) to communist China. The Lone Ranger rides again without his trusted friend, Tonto. How sad. 1
- Agriculture Secretary Block is planning to grind up the overweight Food Stamp Program. 1
- Ahhh. the good ol' days. Panel 1. Back in the 1960s protesters would shout, NO MORE WAR!" Panel 2. Now days it's..."THE INTERNATIONAL MONETARY FUND AND WORLD BANK ARE FLAWED INSTITUTIONS!" sigh!" 1
- Aide brings Osama Bin Laden great news ..185 Muslim Worshipers were slaughtered by his terrorists. 1
- Air Force Academy dog is guarding the hen house. Peace-protester hens march against watchdog protection while chicken eaters await. 1
- Air Traffic Controllers use strike gun to rob taxpayer's bank. 1
- Air traffic controllers in trouble. Federal control of the airports is sadly antiquated and under equipped to handle modern air traffic. The FAA offers backup system if air controllers can't communicate with the pilots. It's a megaphone. What? Me worry? 1
- Airline called, Civil Rights Act of '64 is obviously overloaded by protected class people. Now the gravity impaired passengers are boarding. Congress might regret adding so many groups but It seemed like a good idea at the time. 1
- Airport scene. Caption "News item 1
- Al Gore (from Tennessee, no less) doesn't seem to get the freedom thing. What do you suppose our forefathers would say if he announced HE is the controlling legal authority and ask them if they have gun licenses? 1
- Al Gore opens Justice Department door to see Supreme Court Justice Janet Reno, a lawyer and a judge hanging up a bull stockmarket getting ready to butcher. Their Microsoft anti-trust lawsuit killing might affect Al's election prospects. 1
- Al Gore picked Joe Lieberman, a relatively clean candidate, to swim in the muck Al and Bill Clinton are swimming in. Republicans don't think he will HURT the ticket...but he may get dirty. 1
- Al Gore's Good-Times economy Express bus runs into trouble as he sees how much gas will cost at the Green Please gas station....if the Kyoto treaty passes. 1
- Al Gore's National Service Dream. Hoover dreamed in the old days for a chicken in every pot. Bill Clinton dreams for a tree hugger for every tree. 1
- Al-Jazeera reporters are shocked "that a U.S. Marine may have shot an unarmed man..." yet seem to be OK with atrocities committed by Jihadists. 1
- Alabama is attractive to the Air Bus Manufacture because it is a right-to-work state. 1
- Alexander Haig is selling US arms to China so they can defend themselves against the soviet gang. Taiwan reminds him they live on the block also. 1
- Alien creature with Hollywood Values camera is about to eat Dan Quayle holding traditional values sign. Bush says, You seem to have struck a nerve, Dan. (I might have sent the original to Quayle.) 1
- All non-aligned nations look alike. They all seem to look, a lot, like Lenin. 1
- All terrorists look the same. Uncle Sam looks at Syrian, African, Libyan, Irish Republican Army Terrorist mug shots. 1
- All three duelists, President Carter, independent candidate, John Anderson and GOP candidate, Ronald Reagan have fired their shots and are still standing. On the fence undecided voters concerned the might have to make up their own minds. The horror. 1
- Allies fill car with gas from tail of Iran snake. Eagle gets the deadly head in Persian Gulf oil pump. You take care of your end... 1
- Alligator with peace eyes lurking in swamp, doves labeled Costa Rica, Guatemala, Honduras landing on nose, Monroe doctrine nest in tree. 1
- America's biased newsman, Walter Cronkite, takes a few seconds at the end of his broadcast to say Reagan was inaugurated. "Also in the news...Ronal Reagan was inaugurated today as President. And that's the way it is...Tuesday, January 20. Good night." 1
- America's capacity to bring justice to terrorists. Panel 1. Military jets strike hard. Panel 2. ...to bring terrorists to justice...US courts show coach being pulled by snails. Terrorists look at free man OJ Simpson. 1
- America...Panel 1. ...LAND...(showing capitol building) Panel 2. ...OF THE...(showing the White House) Panel 3. ....COURTS...(Showing a castle where all the power resides.) Judges have been overturning a lot of democratic elections lately.) 1
- American Gothic painting updated. Nebraska elected a woman Governor. 1
- American and UN military is launching cows over the Somali fortress. UN commander doesn't care how many casualties it takes to get the Somalis to submit to our good will. 1
- American band has made a turn down Tax Cut Drive. Band leader President Clinton and flag carrier Gephardt have turned around their march on Big government Ave. and are running to catch up with the band. 1
- American consumers are carrying a heavy load. On top of big inflation, they have to pay more taxes and cover the cost of criminal activity like check forgers and shoplifters to bring their merchandise home. I don't call this getting more for our money. 1
- American consumers are thirsting for more credit in this grim, economic climate. Banks are reluctant to loan money and inflation is eating the paychecks nowadays. 1
- American consumers continue to buy on credit even though torpedoes, dollar decline, interest rates, stock market and productivity aim to stop the ship. 1
- American couple watch TV news about the Russians bombing people in Grozny. "They look a little like the Yugoslavs we bombed last year"...husband notes. 1
- American eagle stopped Libyan rat. Peacenic dove is sad for the rat. Eagle asks if it would make a difference to point out the poor fellow was armed. 1
- American liberals sent lots of support to Sandinistas in Nicaragua. 1
- American patriot revolutionary spy, Nathan Hale said, "I only regret I have but one life to lose for my country." A young draft protester today regrets he has only ONE life for his country to defend. Sigh! 1
- American taxpayers are being dragged by Congress to a military helicopter. We wonder where they are taking us now. Bill Clinton is taking us to fight in Colombia for one of his platitudes he made campaigning for a drug war. 1
- American voters, in a horse-drawn wagon, ask candidates, Bush, Clinton and Perot for directions to prosperity. Bush and Clinton point in different directions. Ross Perot doesn't know but advises them not to listen to these bozos. 1
- American's favor choice on abortion. Polls also show Americans are opposed to abortion for convenience, media bias. 1
- Americans can afford to buy so much stuff from Japan because they have Union Scale wages. 1
- Americans can't decide whether to spend money in Ron's Gym or Tip's Food and Drink. President Ronald Reagan's plan is to get American in shape. House Speaker, Tip ONeill, wants to add weight to the welfare state. 1
- Americans getting ready to toast life, liberty and pursuit of... with Bork champagne. Special interest boney hand putting a Howard Baker cork back in saying, "Not yet, stupid. Don't wake the president." 1
- Americans show a spirit of unity, for a change, by joining together in condemning Iran's leader, Ayatollah Khomeini, for taking embassy hostages. The jihadist government is creating a monster. (Now, if we just had a president.) 1
- Amish Rehnquist is hooking up work horse labeled Interpretation up to hot rod US Constitution with activism motor, Liberal Justices Marshall, Brennan and Blackmun are looking a bit embarrassed. 1
- An ABC News poll shows most Americans see poverty and human rights are worse than Soviet subversion. Perhaps more U.S. citizens need to see slaves in USSR forced to work. 1
- An American family is being loaded aboard Soviet truck while watching Super Bowl. It seems to me citizens should be more concerned about the Soviet threat than the Super Bowl. 1
- An obese Uncle Sam says, "You want ME to establish an institute on obesity? What are you, some kind of comedian, Mr. Gregory?" 1
- An obese Uncle Sam tells a thin family THEY are going to have to tighten their belts. 1
- An oil crisis victim is on the floor. The media sleuth always blames the butler (oil companies) for the murder. The American consumer, (the maid), the OPEC (gardner) and Uncle Sam (big gov't regulators) look totally innocent...but they're not. 1
- An unusual announcement comes to the employees and customers shopping at K-Mart. The store is for sale on aisle 3. (Original give to the Winnike family) [K-Mart Corporation filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection January 22, 2002] 1
- Ancient battle field scenario. Victors look at the enemy they have killed with their arrows and wonder why they didn't have shields. Answer 1
- Androcles and the Lion (British version) the lion with economic thorn in paw eats Margaret Thatcher. 1
- Anglo power stronghold castle is waring with Hispanic pride castle. Representative Philips' Official English language bill is taking a beating. 1
- Angry Israeli Begin is biting the hand that feeds him. 1
- Another assisted suicide in Michigan. Doctor Kevorkian is arrested for assisting Lady Justice to commit suicide. 1
- Another cartoon examining why presidential candidate Mitt Romney lost to President Obama. Romney's handlers kept him from taking the gloves off. Another example of the establishment Republicans trying to play fair to impress the liberal media. 1
- Anti-Bush people just don't get it... Panel 1. When U.S. troops help defeated Iraqi troops...that's GOOD. Panel 2. When Iraqi troops use captured U.S. troops for propaganda...that's BAD. 1
- Apple software's logo is an apple with a bite taken out of it. Bill Gates, CEO of Microsoft, has taken another bite out of the Apple. (I think this cartoon is related to the competitiveness of the two giant computer companies.) 1
- Arabs working on mideast peace puzzle find key to puzzle. The "Israel's right to exist fits...but the square piece called Jerusalem won't fit in the round hole. 1
- Arafat and Libyan leader loves Mitterrand of France holding Greenpeace credentials. Welcome to the International Terrorist Society sewer. 1
- Arafat's nose gets gigantic as he tells more lies about hijacking, Klinghoffer, Arafat is a moderate... 1
- Argentina Generals blame Uncle Sam for defense debacle. Pie throwing analogy. 1
- Arias priest on phone, marrying democracy to Ortega, Gorby in cat house, Si! 1
- Ariel Sharon wins the Israel Prime Minister election. Ehud Barak leaves metal shop. Sharon forges a beak from the peace dove into a beak for a security eagle. 1
- Arkansas farm boy Clinton goes to shed for seed supply. Passes over bucket of North American Free trade agreement Economy Grower and takes down a bottle of feel good" stuff home brew...Gov't Health care. Ahhh...here it is." 1
- Armenia, Kazakhstan, Belarus, Ukraine, Russia, etc. are all buried. Castro's Cuba, China and North Korea are all that's left of the Communist system. US leftist professors aren't noticing the pattern either. 1
- Arms summit, poker stakes, Bush thought horse shoes. friendly game 1
- Arsonists, terrorists, KKK...set fire to Forest Service watchtower. 1
- As American as apple pie. Guess what doesn't belong? Nazi Aid poison. 1
- As Boris Yeltsin smashes the Berlin wall down, America First people, Pat Buchanan, Senator Harkin and racist David Duke raise a trade wall calling for more protectionism. 1
- As I recall, there were a number of mishaps involving ambulances in the city. 1
- As President George W. Bush fills the United Airline with Taxpayer subsidized fuel so the war on terror plane can fly, he sees the United Airlines union mechanics tying a chain to the tail so the plane can't. 1
- As gays line up for the big battle in the Supreme Court they notice their good friend, Bill Clinton, is missing. He had to go to Oxford again. It has to do with his political viability. 1
- As if he didn't have enough problems after the democratic convention, President Jimmy Carter has a hungry pelican, presidential independent candidate, John Anderson, eating his fish. 1
- As leaders of the U.S., Europe, Canada and Japan meet in Venice, Soviet leader Leonid Brezhnev announces a pull-out strategy in Afghanistan. He stands ready to withdraw his sword slightly from Afghanistan man's back. Mr. Nice Guy. 1
- As people see the military jets taking off and heading toward the Middle East, there could be two things going on. The war could be heating up over there or the impeachment hearings of President Bill Clinton could be heating up in Washington. 1
- As the Ayatollah Khomeini waves (and burns) a red and white U.S. flag he attracts the attention of a lot of other dangerous bulls. Iranian Turks, Kurds, and Marxist student bulls all charge the flag from many different directions 1
- As the Democrats plan their convention platform one of their frontrunners, Senator Tsongas, says he LIKES employers...which goes against their main theme which is "Soak the Rich." 1
- As the G-8 countries gather to solve their economic issues, I doubt if the frugal, Volkswagon-driving Germans will be anxious to pay the bills for the big-spender, free-wheeling, motorcycle gang (USA, France, Britain, etc.) 1
- As the North Atlantic Treat Organization celebrates it's 50th birthday, President Bill Clinton, (and NATO officials) seem to be tempting a large, Soviet Bear to react. The bombing in Yugoslavia seem to go past their mission of fighting a humanitarian war. 1
- As the Soviets abduct a woman in alley, they are not worried. The liberal U.S. media focus is on getting rid of Interior Secretary, James Watt. 1
- As the U.S. Unions build the trade-barrier wall higher President George H.W. Bush and his USA bull are sad because they are keeping separated from Mexico's cow, thus preventing the production of little calves. 1
- As the conflict with Iran heats up, General Alexander Haig's presidential candidacy (tank) moves to the front of the line. 1
- As the election drew closer, George noticed a certain aloofness among his constituents. Elephants don't know if he is an elephant or a donkey. 1
- As the government cracks down on second-hand smoke health issues, the smoking areas are getting further away from places of business. The Madison Avenue people were right...smokers really WILL walk a mile for a Camel (cigarette). 1
- As the government tries to control wages and prices, it is just wasting energy. When wages go up and prices go up, inflation gets further out of reach. It's like a dog chasing it's own tail. 1
- As the peace talks between Israel and Egypt are in the process, President Jimmy enters the room with a reminder. If they fail to reach an agreement, the threat of total war looms large. 1
- As the rest of the sheep stay in line for the establishment leaders to herd them toward Washington, D.C. on the affirmative action road, Supreme Court Justice, Clarence Thomas, a black man, steps out and heads toward freedom. 1
- As the union work horse chases the carrot called, higher wages the inflation death wagon gains more speed. You'd think the unions would catch on after awhile. The carrot they want will always be out of reach. 1
- At the beach Noriega and Namphy [bullies] are kicking sand at President Reagan and lady liberty. 1
- At the gas station prices go down because of OPEC supply. Waiting around the corner state and federal government are planning to raise the price by adding taxes. 1
- At the killer conference. knives, guns, drugs, poison, matches, etc. are in the minor league compared to Booze. 1
- At the starting gate of the media horse race, only PBS is riding the taxpayer. 1
- Atlanta Braves pitcher John Rocker uses offensive language. Manager goes to owner, Ted Turner, to see if he needed to be corrected. Ted Turner is just as bad calling Christians "losers". 1
- Attorney General Ed Meese is preparing to inspect his troops. He has some out-of-uniform problems of his own. 1
- Audience watching parade of patriots waving a flag and carrying muskets in reenactment of our revolutionary forefathers. Little boy wonders if the government knows about this independence day parade...and do those people have permits to carry guns? 1
- Automotive CEO, Lee Iacocca, is building a monument of himself in the image of Liberty. Not that there's anything wrong with that... it's sad to be a self-promoter but I'm not accusing him of wrongdoing. 1
- Autopsy of health problems arising from auto emissions using style of famous Dutch painting. Doctor opens cadaver to show he died from itty-bitty stuff coming from our cars...not Ted Bundy...who seems to be blamed for a lot things locally. 1
- Ayatollah Khomeini beckons Egyptians to join him in the blood bath. 1
- Ayatollah Khomeini puts on his turban, which covers up the hole in his head. In my view, his head is holey. (Hole-y war...get it?) 1
- Ayatollah has hand and feet cut off by rough Iranian jihadist students...Beheshti is hand. Bahonar and Rajai are his feet. 1
- Ayatollah is drinking from the capitol dome labeled intelligence leaks. Gorby is waiting for his turn holding a cup. 1
- Ayatollah is weaving a pirate flag using silk worm missiles. 1
- Ayatollah pointing a bloody finger at someone saying, "Ah Ha! You have innocent blood on your hands." 1
- Ayatollah warns US not to intervene. Praise Allah, we were running out of space on dry land. 1
- Babylon analogy 1
- Back in the the old days, an investment company (E.F. Hutton) ran a popular ad saying "When E.F. Hutton speaks, people listen". This is a take-off on that ad. The opposite happens when President Obama speaks to his Treasury secretary. 1
- Back-stabbing and Infighting in the white house brings circle the Wagons call. President Ronald Reagan's staff has brought the Indians (White House critics) inside the circle of the wagon train. 1
- Background music "Ohh, you better watch out..." Reindeer land on sleeping Noriega's house pulling US bomber, not Santa's sleigh. 1
- Band members from D11 and D12 look sad. They have the wrong drum sticks. Maybe they could trade? 1
- Banner on wall "Support Your State Prisons / Play Colorado Lotto!" Two ladies walk past a very overcrowded prison. "I understand they're running out of space to house our compulsive gamblers." 1
- Baseball analogy has Judges using the Redskin chopping motion (with gavels). Democrats win the civil rights litigation game. George H. W. Bush strikes out. Lawyers 1 Business 0. 1
- Baseball analogy, Panel 1-4 Ballplayer can't hit ball. Panel 5. Uncle Sam asks what kind of game is this? Bush says, Public Education We keep throwing money at education. Strike Five. 1
- Baseball analogy. National Health Care Score board shows the winning run coming in. Freedom hitters (John Q. Public) win one to zero. The government Dinosaurs walk off field saying, "It was the Republicans' fault...It was the Lobbyists' fault...etc." 1
- Baseball analogy. Taxpayers serve as a backstop for the very hard pitches of the market collapse. Scared little batter, Fannie Mae, with Representative Barney Frank as umpire doesn't have a chance of stopping the ball. Watch out. 1
- Baseball analogy. Reagan has a huge personal popularity bat and is waiting for worried Tip O'Neil to pitch MX ball. 1
- Baseball analogy 1
- Baseball fans have heard a lot in the media, about hitters taking steroids to enhance their batting performance. Drug use has changed the game. Instead of umpires calling the shots, chemical lab technicians have gotten into the act as well. 1
- Baseball steal. City hall steals half-million dollars for the Sky Sox. 1
- Bashar al-Assad's Syrian troops invaded Lebanon. Now the people want to have a pro-Syria party protest march. Signs wanting "Authoritarian Rule", "Down with Voting". etc. are not likely to catch on in Lebanon. 1
- Basket ball analogy 1
- Basketball analogy. He fibs! He scores!" Al Gore stretches the truth which grows his nose to push off Bill Bradley (an ex-professional basketball player) " 1
- Basketball analogy. Disarmament and Peace-through-strength NATO players are having an argument about Peace goals. 1
- Basketball analogy. USA steps on El Salvador's foot while Soviet slaughters Poland, Afghanistan, Laos, etc. The Left referee calls foul on Uncle Sam. 1
- Basketball analogy 1
- Basketball jump start, Dukakis says "Aaack! Foul, ref! He looked at me funny!" Democrats wanting clean contest. 1
- Battle field seeing devastation. Foreign soldiers walk away saying, "They couldn't fight very well but they sure were diverse. " 1
- Battle for control of National Organization for Women is won by "Patton" Eleanor Smeal. Business woman Judy Goldsmith lost. 1
- Be careful, Little Red Riding Hood...Wolves! Child is on the internet and should use caution. Hackers, Big Government (Clinton) and internet security people are out there. 1
- Bear swallowing Gorby, Perestroika bear in a tu-tu, miners hat, muzzle 1
- Bear with nose bandage, Bees in hive, Afghanistan "These stingers Reagan sent us work pretty good!" 1
- Bedtime with Bonzo theme. President Reagan brings tuition tax credit plan chimp to school adding to teacher headache. 1
- Begin is in a hurry to blow up things Philip Habib trips to offer delicate doves of peace. 1
- Being tough on crime doesn't mean much if the Colorado Parol Board turns murderers loose in a few years. 1
- Bella Abzug and Hillary go through extreme inspection for conference in China. Abzug and Clinton ignore big government extreme policies to plan for the same government control in America. 1
- Benefits of Casino Gambling 1
- Bernie Goetze shot some thugs in a subway in self defense. He now is protected by lady Justice holding a handgun. 1
- Biden with stolen goods, Kennedy speeches, Kinnock quotes, asking policeman frisking him to hurry 1
- Big Brother Federal Government net snares state families with welfare reform laws including privacy rights, ultimatums, employer mandates, etc. The State of Colorado says the feds Snared a lot more than deadbeat parents there. 1
- Big Brother Uncle Sam is on TV telling kids the government will be bring them enlightened messages sponsored by National Endowment for the Arts. Mom rushes to turn the TV off. Your FCC knows best. Right. 1
- Big Brother sign company is painting a seven year waiting period sign on a gun shop window. He tells lady she doesn't need handgun anyway. 1
- Big Federal Government sow has PBS, NEA, NPR, Parks, Humanities drinking from teets. National Trust for Historic Preservation is eating from private funding trough. Original sent tothe National Trust for Historic Preservation. 1
- Big Government in a BIG government SUV are filling up tank at a Tobacco money service station. They are looking at a map and planning a trip to GUN Makerville. When the reach Fatty Food Junction, they will need a bigger vehicle. 1
- Big Government snake oil salesman and highway men wait behind a rock and asks Congressman Charlie Rangel who they are targeting this time. He says, "Job creators." Another robber says, "Again?" (A stage coach is waiting to be plundered.) 1
- Big US Foreign policy ship is directed by little Bechtel Corporation rudder. 1
- Big US Navy batter playing, little kids, Iran Bridgeton, Stark ball. 1
- Big business is in the government welfare pool with little kids. Mr-Mrs. Taxpayer wants freeloaders out. Having coffee with President Bill Clinton doesn't mean they should get to sponge off others...but they do. Crony capitalism at work. 1
- Big fish swallow small fish analogy 1
- Big game hunter and Independent Council, Lawrence Walsh, bags bunny, Mr. Poindexter. Media is excited. 1
- Big game. The free market and President Obama are gambling with OUR money in taking over the auto market. If we win, everyone loses. Obama is raising the stakes $30 billion. Uncle Sam sweats, as does Ms. Liberty. 1
- Big machine [1990 budget], President Bush hands broom to Congress, Mr. Wright and Mr. Mitchell, "You want us to take care of all this? SURE! Leave us the hard part." 1
- Big regulator, Representative Charles Schumer holds box of nutty Flakes. Nuttier label points to his head. Big government; regulators represent the high cost of Flakes. 1
- Big spender Senator Cranston did multiple mailings to prove he wasn't a big spender running for president. 1
- Big spender, Senator Ted Kennedy, is feeling very generous with taxpayer money. He calls for operations all around. 1
- Big table with all our politicians, family, friends and relatives join hands and give thanks. 1
- Big, mean bull labeled income tax is standing in the way of paving machine, highway funding. Maybe legislature may go around. 1
- Bike race analogy. The liberal media really hates North Carolina's senator Jesse Helms. They are covering his race but are also helping his opponent, Mr. Gantt. 1
- Bike racing analogy. Capitalism is in a bike race. World Trade competitor seems unable to trust Supply and Demand wheels and has gone to using protectionism training wheels. My bosses found this cartoon hard to understand. 1
- Bill Clinton promises to take from the rich and give the middle class a tax break. Man in the middle class thinks he is going to get a tax break. Bill Clinton thinks the same man is rich. 1
- Bill Clinton suits up for his run for president. He dons his Santa suit while Democrat elves gather money from taxpayers. 1
- Bill Clinton thinks the zig-zag question asked by Brit Hume was out of line. Three Bill Clintons walk away with Judge Ginsburg, Judge Breyer and Bruce Babbit. 1
- Bill Clinton's new inductees, Gay soldiers and AIDS could affect the blood supply in military. (Original given to E.Roy Smith) 1
- Bill Clinton, EPA, Fish and Wildlife, Dept. of Interior are the hunters. Farmer, Rancher, Logger, Miner is the game. 1
- Bill Clinton, wearing a UN helmet is spanking Iraq children with sanctions. The tyrant Saddam is not phased. 1
- Bill Gates of Microsoft, and CEO of Visa/Mastercard and Attorney General Janet Reno are in a lineup. The American Consumer is asked if he can identify the monopolistic power that actually did him harm. Of course, it's Janet Reno. 1
- Bill and Hillary Clinton, perform a billfold removal operation for National Health care. Taxpayer's are starting to feel the pain of those who are sick. 1
- Bill and Hillary send UN builders forth to build nations. Troops think the Clintons need to pay more attention to their own house (which is about to fall down) 1
- Billy Goat Gruff analogy. Marxist guerrillas troll under the bridge hears a goat. El Salvador vote goat is quite big. 1
- Bird dog Reagan, the inflation fighter can't find the Budget Deficit turkey sitting on his back. Gipper needs nose examined. 1
- Birds-eye view of Colorado with plumbing pumping water across the Front Range, dropping a tiny bit of water in Colorado Springs and Aurora and a lot of water in Vail. 1
- Birds-eye view of the health-care maze building. Consumers and providers enter and run into many rooms...insurance, litigation with sharks, government bureaucrats, new construction, etc. but cannot find each other. 1
- Birds-eye view of western states. Colorado is building a wall so that other people can't get in as the vote for growth control looms ahead. 1
- Black sheep capitalism shows theee bags of wool...Food, wealth, freedom...while Communist sheep produces none. Liberals want to get rid of black sheep. 1
- Bleeding Heart corrections center marshals are hunting an escapee. Dogs have caught the scent of a huge footprint. 1
- Bleeding heart lady can't understand why so many teens are having babies. She's leaning on a government machine which offers free money to teens who get pregnant, and subsidizes businesses who hire them. 1
- Blindfolded elephant and donkey are each trying to pin the S & L blame (tail) on the donkey (or elephant). 1
- Blue print of HUD project shows above-ground building. Below-ground is a toilet. 1
- Booze [the bartender] asks his customers "I don't know why they keep declaring war on us." Customers include cigarettes, drugs, pornography, fatty foods, campaign donations, guns. 1
- Boris Yeltsin is driving the Russian sled through a forest of shadowy wolves. The danger is from Soviet hardliners. 1
- Boris Yeltsin strikes out on a new path toward capitalism. USSR president Gorbachev still wants Russian people to follow him to Workers' Paradise. 1
- Bork is walking away from Senate Judiciary committee door which has constitution nailed to door in Wittenburg, USA. Kennedy and others see heresy. 1
- Bosnia and Vietnam look alike. President Clinton is shaving and thinking he can commit troops to a bloody civil war without Congress getting involved. In the mirror Lyndon B. Johnson is reflected back. 1
- Bosnian leader, Radovan Karadzic, as a tar baby is sitting, smiling as UN rabbit and Bill Clinton are starting to get stuck. News 1
- Boston Red Sox lost world series. Sad Dukakis shows up with 2nd Debate loss in his hand. "You too, huh?" 1
- Both Bill and Hillary Clinton are experts at changing their appearances to the public. Hillary's outfits in the closet are Eleanor Roosevelt, Naive outsider, Feminist, Cookie baker... 1
- Both parties prepare for election....Democrats put face saving cream on Mondale, Elephant sews longer congressional race coattails on Reagan. 1
- Boxing Analogy 1
- Boxing Referee Uncle Sam declares Duarte the winner in El Salvador contest having knocked out his oppenent with USA aid mallet. 1
- Boxing analogy. In the Democrat primary, Hillary has an distinct advantage if Barack Obama can't hit her below the belt. The I am a woman shorts cover her whole body. Republican challengers see a problem with that also. 1
- Boxing analogy. Colorado, Indiana and Ohio boost Hart back in boxing ring. 1
- Boxing analogy. Governor Romer faces a new bout for re-election. President Clinton, Transportation Secretary Pena and Interior Secretary Babbitt are all offering to help. The best way for him to help in Colorado is to sneak out the back way. 1
- Boxing analogy. In the Democratic primary, Bill and Hillary Clinton, despite their many flaws, have sleaze-resistant coveralls to prepare for their fight with Governor Moonbeam Brown (who dated Linda Ronstadt). 1
- Boxing analogy. Reagan is fighting a covert war in central America. Uncle Sam warns him he may be disqualified by world opinion referee if he keeps hitting Communism below the belt, which goes to the top of his head. 1
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- Boy in baseball outfit asks dad what they are going to do for Labor Day. Father responds he is going to keep looking for a job. More layoffs headline. 1
- Boy scout is giving a politically correct oath. He includes awareness of the biosphere, the importance of sensitivity and physically abled, mentally challenged and politically correct. 1
- Breakfast with 9/11 Commission Chairman Tom Kean. Panel 1-4. (based on a William Safire column showing the commission report was not a non-partisan query) Tom Kean, eating breakfast has egg on his face. 1
- Brezhnev dies. Now he is awaiting judgment at principal's office. Quote from Hebrews 9 1
- Brinks trucks deliver taxpayer dollars to Atheist education, Agnostic education, Humanist education but are fenced off from delivering money to "Religious" education school. 1
- Brit boxer bending over the rope and is trying to hit hiding Argentine boxer on the floor. The Argentine press reports the Brit is on the ropes. 1
- British Prime Minister (Lioness) Margaret Thatcher retires. Nature TV films always depict female lions doing the hunting. Thatcher walks back from a huge water buffalo kill, British socialism. male lions will miss the old girl. 1
- British singer/song writer, John Lennon is shot near his home in New York. Look at all the lonely people" is one of his songs." 1
- Bronco Coach, Robert "Red" Miller, is sent to the showers. Owner Edgar Kaiser tells Bronco rear end no more shakeups. 1
- Broward county Officials making every vote count. Room full of officials inspect each civilian ballot for hanging chads while others wipe up a coffee spills with military absentee ballots (most likely to be a vote for Bush). 1
- Bruce Babbitt is driving a cart with Dracula [Tax increase] in coffin. He's leaving New Hampshire wondering "I don't know, Count, I just can't understand why people don't like me!" 1
- Budding editorial cartoonist pokes fun at the Consumer Product Safety Commission. I drew chicken little and colored it with an asbestos-laden crayon. (government overreach) 1
- Budget Talks. Panel 1. The Republicans are targeting big government spending. They want to save the children. Panel 2. The Democrats are targeting the Republicans. They tell people they want to save social security. 1
- Budget busting spending bill turkey with veto around neck, returns to roost on Capitol dome. 1
- Budget director Stockman finds the Budget Deficit guy is tougher than National Defense. 1
- Builders of Arena sites take building materials from schools, police and fire department thinking they are attracting new business' (right priorities) 1
- Building owner Bush stops at the Judicial selection department handing pot smoking, wild band, free love American Bar Association an eviction notice. They've been Borked. 1
- Buildings look like city offices selling real estate, used cars, news, hospitals...people wonder why businesses don't see much future anymore. 1
- Bull fight analogy. Bullfighter says he's ready to fight bull in mutual reduction of arms arena. Giant bull is labeled, verification. It's easy to sign treaties. Verification of actual reduction of arms is huge. 1
- Bull fight analogy. Reagan wants the taxpayer to fight the bull rather than investors. Risky business. 1
- Bummer... you study hard, you do your homework and you make an effort to be smart... and you still get stuck in John Kerry's big mouth! 1
- Bungee jumping, President Bill Clinton, leaps from a hot air balloon labeled, "Government Central Planning Economic Policy". He looks worried at seeing the central planning bungee cord Japan is bouncing back empty. Kinda risky trade plan...what? 1
- Bush and Gore moving vans are unloading furniture into the White House. What should we do with such a divided nation, call attorneys or build another White House? 1
- Bush boards jet, Congress crew loads taxpayer bombs, going after domestic issues, a war they can get into. 1
- Business man with all kinds of Federal helpers in his office sees another court justice coming in with an expanded equal pay ruling. 1
- Business opens door to Government Family Leave Inspectors. Boss wishes his representative would work on Government Leave legislation. Business is filled with Payroll inspectors, safety inspectors, hiring inspectors, etc. 1
- Business people find REAL affirmative action...destroy overbearing government regulations. Now they can afford to HIRE someone. 1
- CBS aired a horrifying docudrama called, The Atlanta Child Murders. Some scenes may be disturbing to CBS stockholders, we hope. 1
- CBS is in Goodyear blimp covering the game at the Rose Bowl. A cloud of witnesses along with Christ is returning to earth. CBS, with cameras focused on game, tells Hm he needs to wait His turn. Media priorities might be wrong here. 1
- CBS ran another hit piece on President Ronald Reagan. He has Alzheimer's disease but they hit him anyway. CBS has no shame. 1
- CIA Director Casey returns to report to Reagan. He looks like Peter Seller's Inspector Clouseau. 1
- CIA director, Casey, is a plumber unable to stop the leaks at White House pipes by manipulating media pan catching the water. 1
- Cadet Shannon Faulkner was the first female admitted into The Citadel [The Military College of South Carolina]. She has the whole feminist movement on her back. That's a lot of weight. 1
- Cage of the dangerous Anti-Semitic Devil has been broken into. The devil has escaped. The Beirut massacre crowbar has broken open the lock on the door. The massacre in Beirut, blamed on Israel, has the Anti-Semitic devil running loose. 1
- California vehicle with Save-the-earth bumper stickers is stuck in the wilderness. Donkey wants people to blame Bush and Cheney for troubles. 1
- California's Governor Wilson and President Bill Clinton are firemen on ladders waiting to rescue women trapped in burning buildings. They are waiting for camera crews to document their heroic actions. Affirmative Action in action. 1
- Calvary man Senator Armstrong rides with Democrat indians in attacking Reagan's fort budget committee. Maybe they should review the budget. 1
- Canada's Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau might have a problem getting reelected. His wife, Margaret, has her dirty laundry hanging out on the polling booth curtain wire. 1
- Canada's leader, Brian Mulroney is flexing his biceps. copy 1
- Canadian runner, Ben Johnson, is beat out by IOC drug tester guy. Fast, but not fast enough. 1
- Capitalists and Uncle Sam are visiting Moscow at Christmas time and recognize Russians are pretty good at diverting aid. They are selling Santa's sleigh, reindeer meat and toys sent to them to survive. 1
- Capitol Hill investigators ignore obvious bodies and crime information as they look into Neil Bush's so-called involvement in the S & L crimes and prepare to look into John Sununus' travel expenses. 1
- Capitol building is surrounded by sacred cows. One bull labeled "obsolete military bases" is being loaded into federal deficit slaughterhouse truck. One cow is worried about the precedent it sets. 1
- Capitol hill disposal truck, trash cans filled with SDI material, Aspin can't understand why soviets not worried about star wars. 1
- Captain President George H. W. Bush aboard the Western Aid ship sees a poor little CCCP tug boat with USSR leader Gorbachev in charge and Democrat leaders want to help him out. It's actually a Soviet submarine. 1
- Captain Reagan is telling sailor, Jim Wright, Let's get to work. Reagan is thinking Hoist sail while Wright is thinking, Drop Anchor . State of the Union boat. 1
- Caption "A backward look at Colorado Springs through the eyes of Chuck Asay." 1
- Caption "Battle of ideas in the Soviet Union." Panel 1. Orthodox church and Marxism building. Panel 2. Missile comes in toward church. Panel 3. Blows up the church. Panel 4. Church is not damaged. Soviet Kremlin in shambles. 1
- Caption "Why a lot of Congressmen are choosing NOT to run for office 1
- Caption " In hindsight, which Dan Quayle sound bite do you wish the media had paid a little more attention to?" Panel 1. The potato spelling mistake? Panel 2. The truth about Clinton's tax hike affecting people making Panel $36,000 a year. 1
- Caption "1 Corinthians 13 1
- Caption "A defense second to Nunn." Senator Nunn as SDI launch pad, arm holding down rocket. 1
- Caption "A message we SHOULDN'T send." Panel 1. Burn one...(South Central L.A.) Panel 2...Get one Free! Another Great Society project rebuilds South Central L.A. 1
- Caption "A special message to the peacenik crowd." Panel 1-3. Peacenik climbs ladder and tries to knock nuke gun down. Fails. Panel 4-8. Reagan climbs ladder on statue, opens head, throws hammer and sickle out, man drops nuke and waves goodbye. 1
- Caption "Ahhh...the insensitive ruling class!" Panel 1-2. Marie Antoinette said "Let them eat cake." gets beheaded. Panel 3-4. Now, Jacques Chirac says, "We can no longer afford cake. Let them eat bread." Farmers hauling him to guillotine. 1
- Caption "An old Bedouin saying 1
- Caption "And just at the time when young Bill figured out which gal to cut loose, the issue became moot." Both liberal and moderate Democratic women decked Slick Willy. (Original given away to Jeff Baldwin at Summit) 1
- Caption "Another difference between the Soviet Union and the United States." Panel 1. When soviet leader gets sick... Panel 2. It's a big secret. Panel 3. When US leader needs medical attention... Panel 4. It's a big prayer request. 1
- Caption "Another difference between the USA and the Soviet Union". Panel 1. We hear classical music and know it's beautiful. Panel 2. Soviet People hear classical music and wonder who died. 1
- Caption "Another difference between the USSR and the USA." Panel 1. Soviet holiday (May day) they show missiles, tanks as instruments of world conquest. Panel 2. American holiday people see cannons as instruments of the local orchestra. 1
- Caption "Another reason why it's great to be an American." Panel 1. George Bush and Bill Clinton shake hands and leave in peace. Panel 2. In Iraq, the only way their leaders leave is...in pieces. 1
- Caption "Both Senators from Colorado think there's something wrong when politicians accept fees from groups who do business with Congress. Guess who can't just say, "no"." Sen. Armstrong looks at empty jar, Wirth's jar is full. 1
- Caption "Budget Talks". Worried donkey and elephant are getting ready to slaughter huge bull, "Social Security cost of living increase". Each saying "You do it. 1
- Caption "California's Politicians..." Panel 1. "...Superheroes?" A lawmaker as superman knocks the power company train off the tracks. Panel 2. "...Or Just Super Dumb?" Grandma and kids have to walk instead of take train. 1
- Caption "Can you spot the liberal?" Teacher holds checkbook, some students see a checkbook, a book of checks, your checkbook...liberals see it as a natural resource. [per Mr. Asay, this is when he started with Creators Syndicate, Inc.] 1
- Caption "Civics 101 - How things get done in Washington, D.C." Panel 1. White house points to apple labeled public education. Panel 2. President proposes...another apple labeled Choice. Panel 3. Congress... Panel 4. ...Disposes, eats choice apple. 1
- Caption "Coming soon to your neighborhood" Panel 1. Vets fix dogs, Panel 2. mechanics fix cars, Panel 3. accountants fix business. Panel 4. but if YOU get sick, you may have to go see your Congressman. 1
- Caption "Dear editor 1
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- Caption "Democratic Congressional leaders were shocked, shocked that their friend, Daniel Ortega would pull yet another social faux pas at the Presidential summit." 1
- Caption "Denver International Airport's Baggage carrier" Denver Mayor Webb is blamed for mistakes. Pat Schroeder, Governor Romer and Transportation Secretary Pena are unstained. 1
- Caption "Doesn't it make you mad when..." Panel 1. Paper is on the roof. Panel 2. People dribble cigarette ashes on food. Panel 3. People go in and out of movie you want to see. Panel 4. People criticize farmers with their mouths full. 1
- Caption "East-West P.R. Competition in Arms Reduction Proposals" Gorby six shots hit coin, Bush shows seven. 1
- Caption "Even in tragedy, some good comes." Panel 1. Before 9/11 Congress exits divided. Panel 2. Congress after 9/11 exit unified. (How long did that last?) 1
- Caption "Expecting an Airstrike?" Panel 1. shows the Israeli response. Soldiers protect people in a shelter. Panel 2. shows the Hezbollah response. Use people for shelter. 1
- Caption "FREEDOM...Where everyone can have their own parade." Panel 1. If Mayor Rudy of N.Y. and Hillary Clinton can march with gay pride marchers in the St. Patrick's day parade. Panel 2...The High Court can allow Boy Scouts to march in parades also. 1
- Caption "Famous Patriotic Sayings 1
- Caption "Fighting "Just" Wars..." Panel 1. With smart bombs. Enemy combatants targeted. Panel 2. With Sanctions....civilians targeted. (Sanctions usually wind up hurting the poor more than the establishment.) 1
- Caption "For academic achievement... which one is more important?" Panel 1. "Teacher-student ratio?" Panel 2. Parents gone leaving kids coming home a note about TV dinners. "Parent to child ratio?" 1
- Caption "Foreign aid for the AIDS crisis." Panel 1. What we're sending...condoms, drugs, doctors... Panel 2. What God sent 1
- Caption "Free elections in the Soviet Union". Ballot has two choices, neck chains vs leg chains. 1
- Caption "Fuel problems?" Panel 1. In most cases, if a school bus runs out of gas, the driver would call for help. Panel 2. With House Speaker Nancy Pelosi driving, she just walks home (leaving the rest of the nation stranded) 1
- Caption "Guess which assault weapon has killed more people in the U.S.A.? Panel 1. [a cigarette] "The one we subsidize?" Panel 2. [a hypodermic needle] "The one we give out free to drug addicts?" Panel 3. [a rifle] "The one we're trying to ban?" 1
- Caption "Guess which candidate's sound bite will make the evening news 1
- Caption "Guess which leader the West is punishing with sanctions?" Panel 1. USSR leader Gorbachev is putting on a Groucho Marx disguise on communist Dracula. Panel 2. South African leader DeKlerk is driving a stake in the heart of Apartheid Dracula. 1
- Caption "Guess which service the Clintons want to reform?" Panel 1. Best health care in world? Panel 2. Public education? sex ed news, condoms, bullies, The teacher's union doesn't not want reform. 1
- Caption "Helping the Poor." Panel 1. The government plan is to lower welfare food to people trapped in a pit. Panel 2. The free market answer is to lower a rope ladder where people can climb freedom rungs out of the pit. 1
- Caption "House Democrats prepare for the inauguration of the Clinton presidency." Huge Democrat steam roller crushes buildings while construction of more government programs continues in Washington, DC. 1
- Caption "How followers of Bin Laden show their love for their people." Use them as shields. gun target image. 1
- Caption "How government can help parents raise children" Panel 1. Right...give parents a tax break so they can love them better. Panel 2. Wrong...Give parents money. More children...more money. 1
- Caption "How to Neutralize Vampires". Panel 1. The Conservative approach 1
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